Kris!
Here is his winning comment:
“I purchased, at an embarrassing cost, a aRalph Lauren Purple Label mohair suit that was a glen plaid pattern. That sounds innocent enough, until I note that the color combo of the plaid is blk/wht/pink. It is a beautiful suit, but at 6’4″, 220 lbs, I assure you it would be overwhelming on even the most liberal minded gentleman. Thus I dream about the right opportunity to wear this item and it sits in my closet reminding me of the craftsmanship of St. Andrew’s and that I do not have the balls to pull it off.”
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